Sunday, 8 November 2009

Sunday Snippet (8)

Incredible! Earlier on today while standing in the kiosk queue in my local supermarket with the cheaper half - he lets out an unexpected burp! He pardons himself and apologizes right away as there's an elderly lady, well dressed, and most likely had just been to church, in front of us. She turns and smiles at my hubby as he's still covering his mouth feeling a bit awkward. To try and alleviate my hubby's obvious embarrassment I said:

"Don't feel too bad sweetheart, I farted up by the freezers" (I didn't!)

She turned and gave me a filthy look! I couldn't believe it! GOD ALLOWS WOMEN TO FART TOO, YOU KNOW!!

3 comments:

Jannie Funster said...

Apparently we average 13 farts per person per day. Are you keeping up your end of the bargain?

rosemary said...

The absolute best! Well done.

Lena said...

Jannie - anything to get back at the boys!

Rosemary - I try.....