Sunday, 29 June 2014

Sunday Stealing: If You Could.......



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IF YOU COULD: 

Travel anywhere, where would it be?  I'd love to visit the museums and art galleries of Amsterdam.  I love the works of Rembrandt and Vermeer.  But I'm shit-scared of flying and haven't flown since the 80's.

 Meet anyone, who would it be? Duh! Simon Baker of course...!!   Judge Judy and Debbie Harry share a joint second place!

 Bring anyone dead back to life, who would it be?  Outwith loved ones, the recently deceased comedian Rik Mayall.  The majority of Britain was devastated at his early exit.  The man was a comedy genius!  

 Be anyone for a day, who would it be?  Duh!  Simon Baker's mistress, of course!  Seriously though - a ballerina of some standing (and twirling!)  I always wanted to dance on stage!  

 Get anything for free for the rest of your life what would it be?  Haagen Dazs Praline and Cream, ice cream.  Just one tub a day and we've a deal!

 Change one thing about your life what would it be?  You know what.....I'm such routine driven that I reckon change would be too much of a challenge.  I get by.

 Have any superpower what would it be?  I'd be 'Steamy-Clothes-Female-Type-Thing'  where all she has to do is stare wide-eyed at the ironing pile and it smoothes and hangs itself up in seconds.  Can you imagine how much in demand a heroine like she would be...?

 Be any animal for a day which would you be?  I'd be a bird for that wonderful bird's eye view. I'd soar for miles and miles.

 Date anyone who would it be?  Duh!

 Change one thing about the world what would it be?  Suffering. Of any manner. 

 Live in any fictional universe which would you choose?  Not too sure - come back to this.

 Eliminate one of your human needs which would you get rid of?  That's a toughy, but if I had to it would be the need of a telly in the bedroom....(it's a need in my world!)

 Change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be?  Smaller boobs. They've been the bane of my life!

Change one of your personality traits which would you choose?  I couldn't.  I reckon I'm stuck with them now.

 Be talented at anything instantly what would you choose?  Portrait painting rather than the cartoon and caricatures ones I do.

 Forget one event in your life which would you choose?  The birth of my second son - he was born with some facial  bruising and rather blue as the midwife said I wouldn't be giving birth until the afternoon (she told me that at 7am).  Half an hour later he arrived and was whisked straight into an incubator.  I had to wait 12 hours for a cuddle with him!  It still comes to me every now and then so a smoother birth for us both would have been less stressful - but he was okay in the end!

 Erase an event from history (make it so it never happened) which would you choose?  WWII.

 Have any hair/eye/skin color, which would you choose?  I'd keep my hair colour but would like green eyes as I think that looks better on a strawberry blond rather than grey.  I'm very happy being pale skinned and never sunbathe.  People make too much of this tanning nonsense.   To be honest, some tans look awful with bright blonde hair and would look even worse on a ginger!

 Be any weight/body type, which would you choose?  Small boobs, fairly athletic.....no hope in hell of that ever happening!

 Live in any country/city, where would you choose?  I'm very much settled here but having a second home in the heart of London wouldn't be too bad either. 

 Change one law in your country, which would you change?   I'd make sure that dog-shit leavers were fined on the spot.  I hate seeing poop about when there's bins in abundance and free poop bags and scoops from the council.

 Be any height, which would you choose?  I'm quite happy way down here, thank you. 

Have any job in the world, which would you choose?  Dog Shit Warden.

 Have anything appear in your pocket right now, what would it be?  Jelly Babies

 Have anyone beside you right now, who would it be?........erm, you know, I can't quite think of anybody right now..........Duh!

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9 comments:

Bev Sykes said...

I was lucky to visit Amsterdam once. We only got to the Van Gogh museum because time was so limited, but I could revisit that over and over again. It was fabulous.

Smellyann said...

Dog Shit Warden - hehe!

I'm very sorry about your son's traumatic birth but thankful he survived.

Interesting, great read! Thanks!

Kwizgiver said...

The museums of Amsterdam are remarkable.

I chose to change my fair skin to something that doesn't sunburn quite as often--funny we have such similar answers!

CountryDew said...

I would like to go to Amsterdam, too. Actually, anywhere in Europe would be desirable sometime.

Zippi Kit said...

We need teleporters. Darn! I wanted to see Europe but should have gone right after high school.

Your answers are so interesting! Dog shit warden indeed. LOL! But I do see the need.

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