Sunday, 18 March 2012

Sunday Snippet (37)



When the local rag reported on a recent fire at my friend's home, they said he had awoken to smoke.  These journalists never get their facts right.  It was actually a piss he wanted.

8 comments:

Wally B said...

It would be impossible for me to s;leep through a fire. I need to take a piss at least 3 times a night. Old age, weak bladders and sleeping through the night are not sympatico.

Anonymous said...

oh, muvva........you is a hoot...xxx

Hey Monkey Butt said...

lolz... I on the other hand, pretty sure I'd just die in said fire. :) COol post, now following your blog!

Old Ollie said...

so true!

Dave King said...

Priceless! I shall chortle for the rest of the day, now!

icyhighs said...

LOL!

Timoteo said...

If it weren't for having to pee, some of us would never get up in the morning!

zongrik said...

the rags never get it right!! ;)