As a committed insomniac, I take the chance to wile away the hours on my  rubbery sofa with some night time food (ice cream) and a surf on TV to  see what is on.  That is how I have come across the majority of my most  favourite teary-spill films. I'm not a firm film fan, don't go the  movies or Blockbuster that often so a whole bunch of these are  pre-mummahood/bored shitless inflicted or DVD pressies. But I'd like to  list the Top 20 films that I've, quite openly, cried to.
 I have added a bit of my own opinion/narration and it's okay to skip a  few movies if you've already seen them but a read over what you haven't  won't go amiss. Then again if you have seeneed the flick and not likeed   it well, maybe you've just not watcheed it right! Anyhow...they're  probably not all the most 'typical' films to cry over but you can't  force that throat lump back down when he's adamant. So, (apart from the  top 2) here's what I will/have bubbled to.... in no certain order of  boo-hoo merit.
*this will appear in the narration at the part that makes me cry.
 1. The Luzhin Defence....A Nabokov  book I didn't read but just caught the film one night. A film my father  banged on about but couldn't convince me to ever watch. A high society  film, based in the 30's about chess..! Me? Watch that? Never! But I did.  Love, passion, obsession, childhood,  metal torture are all included.  It's not just prawn take pastor or whatever.  *when Natalia sees the love of her life splattered on the deck it's bad enough, but when she says 'checkmate' I'm in floods again*.  I seriously urge you to see this film. It was the best night's sleep I  never had! You don't have to be a maestro to appreciate it......
 2. The Prophecy.....when Archangel  Gabriel - who is a right cnut in this film - loses his fight for Heaven  to Lucifer, and old Luce draggs him up some stairs eating the heart he  just ripped from him is bad enough but *seeing Gabriel's eyes are hollow and black  means death of an angel* - I just lose it. He was the meanest (but funniest) angel to ever avemge man, too!
 3. Greyfriar's Bobby....*oh,  who couldn't  well up at this little Scottish doggie who defended his  owner's grave for weeks on end and had the decency never to piss on it?  This film is an asterisk all the way through!
 4. Mask....I'll be honest. I can't  bloody stand Cher. Yuk! Yuk! Yuk! But she played the part of mum with an  articulate and severely disfigured young man brilliantly. A few teary  bits - specially when he meets a blind beauty who loves him for his  heart. Bad enough for having Cher for a mum but *as she holds him dying of course* Top points to Eric Stoltz who'd played Rocky.
 5. The Legend Of The Holy Drinker......I  love this film. Set in 1930's Paris. A homeless drunk  man is lent 200  francs by a kind tee-totaller on the promise that he pays the money back  to the church. Gobsmacked by the generosity he promises to do just that  and as he tries to keep to his word he is met with all kind of  problems. It gives him an insight into his past and some of his  'imaginary' visions are very touching. Specially when his dead parents  appear before him. But the biggest bawler bit *when he actually meets up  with his daughter again by chance as she's waiting for her her mum and  'new' dad. In a cafe he approaches and asks her name and he realises who  she is when she says 'Derese'. ' I had a daughter named that ' he  replies!*  She, sadly never knew the kind-and- broken-hearted smelly,  filthy man accosting her was her dad.
 6. Edward Scissorhands.....well,  what's not to feel bad  about a great looking freak with blades for  hands? We women who raised  kids in the 90's MUST know this film.  Saddest bit * when she asks him to  hold her and he holds up those  blades and says "I can't" Personally,  I'd have had the bandages at the  ready and took my chances......
 7. Fatherland...okay - hands up who  liked Hitler? Well, in this fiction based WW2 win to the Germans the  story takes on a divorced father's (Berlin detective) struggle with an  American journalist to let The President REALLY know what Hitler covered  up, while trying to wane his child's admiration of The Fuhrer.   But when the Gestapo discover that he's looking into a series of  mystery German deaths via the pretty journalist they want a quiet word -  via a bullet to the chest! It's a bit far fetched but touching  nonetheless but.... *when he's dying in a phone box , calling to let his  son know he's not to blame for the bullet (the little shit let the cat  out of the bag!) he pegs it and flops to the floor. That's pretty sad!
 8. The Colour Purple...what  poor Celie endured. Eventually the man did the nice deed of reuniting  her with her kids and sister. I'm welling up even at the thought but...* obviously at the reunion. She couldn't touch them for a short while as she was in huge disbelief but those hugs and kisses*  I've gobbed in a man's drink before (several times) and it felt goooood!
 9. The Elephant Man....I watched  this film to retching point in the 80's. I played it so many times as I  couldn't believe how society (even for Victorian England) treated him.  I've only watched it a few times since. I think this must be an asterisk  most of the way through, too.
10. Ladyhawke.....mythical medieval  nonsense about a demon Bishop's jealous curse that separates two lovers  into creatures, the man a wolf, the girl a hawk. They no longer  literally 'see' each other as by night he turns into the wolf and by  dawn she turns into the hawk. They still partner each other nonetheless  (but nothing animal right's need worry about). Anyhow the curse  eventually gets lifted by an eclipse or something and human 'wolfie'  spears the Bishop turns around and voila - there's his lady no longer a  hawke! * the gushing reunion and joy of being wingless and two legged  again!
11. The Yearling.....*.wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *sniff sniff* wahhhhhhhhhhhhh*bigger sniff*.....*
12. Lolita (1997).....I'm  not a strict Nabokov bookie but I read this at high school and it was  very controversial back then, but this film gets to my emotions. I  actually quite feel it for the young girl and her mother's older lodger-who-rodgered her. A manipulating, scheming  nymphet who's sexual advances he's addicted to and I feel it when Humbert   realises he's lost his Lolita for good. *when she hears that her mother  is dead and curls on the bed to cry.......still a kid*. It is probably seen by many as a bit dodgy but Juliet was no wee angel either!
13. The Exorcist.......wtf? Yes you  read correctly!  I still love it. Utter tripe and spooky and probably  one of the most ridiculously iconic films for life. But seeing Father  Karras jump out that window, taking the little girl's demon with him to  his death is bad enough but* watching him splattered on the pavement,  making his peace with God via his fingers and best friend just chokes  me.
 
14. Bram Stoker's Dracula......'Love  Never Dies'.....ah, that line. There is something so romantic in vampire  stories (proper ones - none of this Twilight mince).  Cold blooded  killers but they know how to fall in love and resist the taste at the  same time. And just because it's another horror film doesn't mean a dry  face. Well, maybe I'm just a (blood) sucker for all romancers. *When old  Vlad beg her to chop off his head to give him 'peace'. She kisses his  centuries-old face then wallop - it's all over. The painted ceiling of  him and Elizabetha above them*
15 . Bladerunner.....The famous  android with feelings  film. Loved Rutger Hauer in this film (and those  final scene shorts he  was wearing!) He may have popped the eyes with  his thumbs from the professor who  couldn't give him life,  now he'd  discover emotions, but *those final  words when he knew he was about to  snuff it "Time To Die" and the dove  flies as his head flops has me  reaching for the tissues/sleeve of what  I'm wearing.
16. Tokyo Sonata......one of the  nicer things about insomnia is I watch films that I usually wouldn't -  namely subtitled ones. Only because as I was growing up they were  referred to as 'shite'. You wouldn't believe the world cinema films I've  watched and loved now. And reading the words helps get you through till  dawn. This one was brilliant about a  Japanese father down on his luck,  up in his pride trying his best to hide he'd been sacked. His older son  wants to join the 'army' as his younger son is hiding his school dinner  money to pay for secret piano lessons after finding an old organ in a  bin. Ultimately he goes nuts at this and takes out all his life's  frustrations on the little boy until he turns into his teacher's  protege, eventually making enough money to support his family. *His dad  watching him play to a room full of class musicians with a standing  ovation to boot.*  Lovely stuff!
17. Schindler's List....I don't think I need to state when for this film.
18. Some Kind Of Wonderful......right.  High school high class bit of skirt is fancied by a drummer in a band.  His best friend, a pretty tomboy he known for year is in same band and  now fancies him. Yuk! he thinks, as this other bit of totty is hot! Not!  Yes she turns out to be a snobby blah, blah, blah, and the bandmates  ultimately, well, mate for good. *THAT KISS*   My girlie ultimate chicky  flicky with my utmost favourite movie lines...Girl:  This is 1987. D'you know a girl can be what she wants to be?!"      Boy:  "I know. My mum's a plumber."
19. Aye Fond Kiss.....world religion  standing in the way of true love again. A Glaswegian lad of Pakistani  origin and an Irish music teacher working in a local Catholic school  fall in love. He's been 'promised' to his first cousin - which wasn't a  problem at first but his devout parents and her damned boss ( a priest)  put their tuppence worth's in. Of course,  loyalties and pressure split  them up. What I love about this film is that Casim has a strong Scottish  accent - slang and all.  Colour and voices - they don't always go  together as nature intended but to me, that encapsulates a strong  accepting world of wonderful mixes when you come across it. *She sits  crying at the piano when he walks back in the door*.  ps.......yes, the title was taken from that Rabbie Burns song!
20. Moolade.....one of the most  profound films I've watched. An African woman from a small village is  opposed to female genital circumcision, which generations have called  'purification'. Colle does her utmost to save the little girls (aged  from 6-9)  there from going through the same. She's beaten senseless as  she does her best to protect those little angels from the knife but she  wins in the end. * Watching crying mothers holding their daughters,  bleeding to death, when it goes wrong*  Powerful stuff!
Well,  that's all folks. I'm not touting for HMV or Amazon or anything but if  you haven't seen any of these movies and come across them you might want  to give them a go. You'll probably be braver than me.....! Sadly, I  haven't once cried myself to sleep......................night night. I'll be back to edit tomorrow!
 










 
3 comments:
I loved Ae Fond Kiss and I'm glad you included Greyfriars Bobby, you know our much loved friend who's stopped blogging had a part in a remake of that?
I do miss his blogs, Edge if you resd this get started again
Love Edward scissor hands and Dracula. And I agree they are the most beautiful and romantic films. Saw bladeruuner for the first time only a short while ago and loved it. When of my recent blubby and moving films I have seen recently was In The Wild. I just found that film so moving and tragic.
We sometimes go film hunting on all the channels, recording some really great forgotten movies on at mad times in the morning. A few weeks ago we had an 80's flick night. Fatal attraction and The Lost Boys. Love both of them. And great sound track in The Lost Boys.I Love a Movie with a great sound track.
Some great choices there. Will have to give a go to some of the other ones you have chosen.
Gwen - I KNEW I'd seen that delightful little scruff somewhere before...! Well, he not going to read it - is he?
Mummy B - Fatal Attraction was a fantastic film for it's time - despite Glen reminding me of my first mum-in-law....! Similarities, eh?
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