Sunday Snippet (11)

Why can't cinema goers have some respect for pirate DVD viewers and go for a piss BEFORE the movie starts?  My brother's livelihood is in peril here!!!!

Titty Tom Tom

I absolutely adore the comedy actress Lucy Montgomery. I've not watched this for a while now but she played an uncanny likeness to Tom Cruise in her comedy show Tittybangbag. I wonder if he's aware that a British girl is taking the pure and utter pish out of him? After all imitation is the biggest form of flattery and it's not often a male gets a woman to double as him - especially when she's about 5 inches taller, too!

Another One Up!

What's got two thumbs and doesn't give a f**k that's it's 46 tomorrow:

Not the most flattering of pictures, I know, but if I end up as pissed as I look in that picture (in which I'm sober) it'll be worth it, but me and sobriety never seem to part! Byeeeeeeeeee!

Bridge Over and Above His Nose!

No, I'm not plugging the most vastly played album in asylums' history, just a cheap stab at the cover of it. I've been doing it for years now, but if you cover Paul Simon's face from a bit above his eyebrows down, it gives Art Garfunkel a massive Cossack  moustache!  Keeps the insane entertained for yonks! 

The Big Fuss?

Glad it's all over and the pratt who set the fireworks off isn't around tonight!